Not to set off a big shrieking alarm

But man this could lead to some real bad harm.

The Emperor’s New Clothes has nothing on this

And the lessons are too profound to miss.

An actual traitor has got us fleeced

As he kills off foes and gets his palms greased.

What a job it would be as Trump’s lawyer!

Defending the man who’s the destroyer

Of all the pillars that hold up our world

With fact and fiction crazily swirled.

Just say what you want, what does it matter!

His fans LOVE it that he’s the Mad Hatter…

That he used the fifth is not such a stretch

And it’s kinda funny to hear him kvetch

About how and why it’s different for him

All four hundred times he grabbed that rim.

But the fact is that he said it the best,

It just means you’re guilty… ignore the rest.

It’s really not all that complicated.

The simple truth is they activated

A plan to take over America.

This is not some odd esoterica

They were ever so blatant as can be

Which does not bode well as we will soon see.

Among the most vile people ever

Alex Jones thought he was just so clever.

He saw families whose lives had been shattered

And decided that what really mattered

Was for him to profit from their torture…

I hope the judgment will be a scorcher.

I can’t pretend to hide how much I hate

This counterfeit “manliness” which ain’t great

Promoted by people who are so lame

They think life is a monopoly game.

Their primary interest is just themselves.

I wish they’d be captured by evil elves…

These folks just straight up were planning a coup

It was all illegal, and that they knew.

We play around with the term “lock ‘em up”

But back in the day if there were men up

Who tried to overthrow our great nation?

They would be found at the hangman’s station…

So this guy’s wife had a sordid affair

And once discovered, vanished in thin air.

He was charged with murder, but it was dropped.

Then a much bigger charge couldn’t be stopped…

He filled out and mailed her absentee ballot!

Just one more swing of Trump’s MAGA mallet.

We all know that he’s the true Teflon Don

Nothing sticks to him, no matter his con.

Some believe his first presidential run

Was only to escape some gangster’s gun.

His business practice and legal affairs

Have only put him back in the crosshairs.

I’m friends with many who support this chump,

The guy who goes by the name, Donald Trump.

They’re smart and nice and I don’t understan’

How they let themselves get fooled by this man.

They think he agrees with what they condemn

But “Useful Idiots” is what he calls them!