Listen to Bannon as he makes the call

Describing Trump’s plan for stealing it all.

Listen to the joy and all the laughter

As they destroy our nation for ever after.

Listen with horror as they joke and clown

Just a light funny game to keep the crown.

So here’s a guy who has served our nation

In combat and congress, with duration.

Now he continues to do the right thing

And what does he get? A big Trump lashing.

The vile and vitriol sent his way

Should be heard by all who think Trump’s okay.

While I’m not so clear on how it all works

At least their system protects against jerks.

In the UK the blowhard has fallen

His very own ministers, they were all in.

All the bluster and bullying and lies

Finally made this mop-haired loon capsize.

“…And he was looking for a soul to steal.”

So goes a great song, with massive appeal.

And strangely apt in this treasonous lie

Which Trump and his crew so want you to buy.

It’s good Hizzoner will have to explain

Why he’s not just criminally insane.

Mandatory viewing to laugh and cry!

Jordan breaks down all of the reasons why

The notion that the way we stop gun nuts

Is for good guys with guns to kick some butts,

Is about as crazy as it could be

Just watch the video and you’ll see…

Bill Barr says that Trump was a bit detached

From reality, in a way unmatched

By anything that he had seen before

From this hot mess of a pussing sore.

You’d think Bill could have been just a bit stronger

Protecting us from that power monger.

Impetuous and dismissive of rules

He tore up papers and left little jewels

Of history and evidence that might be

Useful in court if we’re ever to see

This reckless and selfish big narcissist

Be held to account for his ugly tryst.

It’s hard to accept how true this appears.

He’s led his life with accounts in arrears.

Bankruptcies and bone spurs have bailed him out

While his default response is just to shout

At all the losers he thinks did him bad…

When in fact the problem is that he’s sad.

Desantis should take whatever he can
Since he clearly wants to become The Man.
But it’s not clear to me that this benchmark
Is a moment of pride or a stenchmark.
“Better than Trump” is a pretty low line
And so far there are none who have any spine.

The Second Amendment guarantees rights.

And do guns kill people? No! That just bites.

So it does seem just a little bit odd

That when it comes to this NRA god

No guns are allowed… It’s all very strange!

They have different rules for when they’re in range.