Hard to imagine he’s lost any sleep

And I doubt very much he’s counting sheep.

You can’t make the appointments that he did

Then worry the outcomes will make you skid.

Unless, of course, he really is that thick,

Not acting the part of an impulsive tick.

As far as theories go this one is rich…
See, scheming people are doing things which
Are designed to poison the master race
And the right believes that it’s a disgrace!
Yes there are disturbing allusions here…
The right should take care to make themselves clear.

Susan is SHOCKED now that Brett has weighed in.
That’s not the sandbox he said he played in!
Who would have thought he might say to a dame
Something untrue or to make a false claim?!
Perhaps when they spoke his thoughts weren’t so clear…
Mighta been deep into a case of beer.

“Proverbs and pushups” is how he was raised.
Which just might account for why he’s not fazed
About the latest scandal that’s brewing,
Which you would think could be his undoing,
But when he said “pushups” he had in mind
Apparently those of a different kind…

As with everything, question the sources…

You’ll find in this case the truth of course is

Not far from what we see reported here

Since McConnell’s own speech made the point clear.

Out in public he said Trump was so wrong,

Then he sold us all out and went along…

No one should throw these terms around loosely

Reserve them for when you feel profusely

As I do now about this Alex Jones

A despicable creature who still owns

Infowars and websites to make noise in,

Profiting from ugly, hateful poison.

I wonder if it’s a guy with this face

Who makes republicans want to embrace

Cracking down on all our election fraud

Which everyone knows is rampant and broad!

Will there be any calls to lock him up…

Or will he vote again, with his chin up?

He says he’s never used a burner phone
Doesn’t know what one looks like, let alone
Using one to conduct affairs of state!
(Or planning a coup that’s been fueled by hate…)
But Bolton has now come and called him out.
He knows what a burner phone is about…

The problem with seeking his approval

Is that it comes with likely removal

Of decency and honor any time

That Donnie decides to change on a dime.

Turns out his support can be kind of murky

If you happen to be a citizen of Turkey.

Yes, I’m skeptical about this nice claim,

And bet that soon we’ll see more of the same.

Already you have folks like Rep. Cawthorn

Who seems to believe that Ukraine, war torn,

Is deserving of all this upheaval

Since, he says, its “government is evil.”