Stephen Miller, I hope, is one of a kind

What he does and says, it blows my mind.

When SCOTUS ruled against him, nine to oh

He took to the cameras and put on a show…

“Total victory,” he said, and he meant it.

The dude is just really highly demented.

I totally get thinking Harvard sucks

With its pompous air and lack of “aw shucks”

But still it serves an important role

And trying to kill it will take a toll

Especially with statements dumb and shrill

Which make Trump look like an imbecile.

It really is a major mystery

Because at no time in all of history

Has any one person made as strong a case

For SO MANY people to punch his face…

It truly could have been anyone

From Cabinet members to his own son.

If Trump ever bothered to give it thought

He’d have to see that this order is fraught

With idiocy and contradictions.

Why would he want to put any restrictions

On one of the biggest exports we sell?

It will only make the trade deficit swell.

On this reverent Memorial Day

When we honor those who passed away

Defending freedom and democracy

Is Trump finally done with his hypocrisy?

Will he now help to curb Putin’s power?

Or is he still owned by that golden shower…?

Biden thought he could hide his bad health

By generating tons of national wealth!

What an outrageous thing to have done…

While ignoring issues like Air Force One.

And part of the scheme was to build strong ties

With all our essential global allies.

Well this certainly comes as a surprise…

Someone missed the memo about white guys!

They’re not supposed to be treated like this!

For Kristi Noem it’s a big miss.

She should be worried about Trump’s ire…

So off-brand, from a DEI hire!

Well let’s give it up for the WASPs today!

The Episcopal Church said it’s not okay

For a whole crew of privileged white people

To be given refuge under their steeple

On the premise they’ve been persecuted…

A disgusting claim, quickly refuted.

When the Berlin Wall was pulled crashing down

Coca Cola trucks drove all through town

Giving soda to the communist bloc

And looking solid as a rock.

Now thanks to tariffs and threats to allies

American products have met their demise.

It’s not unexpected, it’s the result

Of Trump’s economic voodoo cult.

He’ll tell Walmart not to raise prices

But he’s gonna need other devices

To help us all find a way to get through.

He wants to have his cake and eat it too.