Here at These Times Need Rhymes the center rules.

And we have little patience for the fools

Who bark and squawk at both the far poles

With crazy theories and self-serving goals.

But on this topic it’s not fringe to say:

What Trump did is treason and he should pay.

Justice for J6, isn’t that just quaint?
Makes a hoodlum seem like a saint…
How can any of this look like fake news?
What poison is used to influence views?
What happened that day is one big disgrace
And the GOP has egg on its face.

So Trump believes we’ll be gone in three years…

But might run again since he has no peers.

Will society end because he runs?

And we’ll again have to hear from his sons?

Or will he run to rule the nothing left?

At least he can’t claim electoral theft.

Smart phones are an integral part of life

Tied to your routine more so than a wife.

Freedom, however, is not what I think

About these tools that are a constant link

To work and wingnuts who don’t want to talk

But rather go rabid and squawk squawk squawk…

It’s shocking indeed he’d take this approach!

I would have thought he was beyond reproach.

On what proof does he think he has no case?

It’s not like we have photos showing his face.

At least not ones without any war paint…

He’s just a normal guy showing restraint.

The spiteful person could look at this news

And think yup, this dumb nutcase got his dues.

But that would be mean and unproductive.

Instead let’s hope it becomes constructive.

Maybe just maybe his audience base

Will learn a lesson from this tragic case.

Say what you will about this GOP head,

But he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He tried to be clever and made this shirt,

Thought he’d be throwing legitimate dirt.

Quite the message that his campaign hung on!

How I would love to see him wear one on…

If he were republican, well let’s see…

His whole party would cry “Hypocrisy!”

They would lash out and say it’s all fake news

Then trash the women and say it’s a ruse.

It’s just a shame that that’s how they play it,

While dems think the right thing and then say it.

Sad to say no there are no surprises here,

No new information to make us cheer.

Instead it confirms a horrible trend

Which is most Trump supporters will not bend.

And at his rallies he gives them a hummer:

“I’ll be back in office by mid-summer!”

I try to keep things both balanced and fair
Because too much bias is in the air.
So it’s easy to come out strong on this
Because this “viewpoint” is a massive miss!
It’s not a smear campaign in the slightest
Her lawyers said it, she’s not the brightest.