It can be no surprise that we’re rising

Since Donnie was all about despising.

Shattering alliances that we need

Mostly driven by his personal greed.

And they’re right about their call for concern

Our political health’s in a bad turn.

He argues that it would be overkill

For a bipartisan look at what will

Go down in history as a pretty dark day

When Trump promoted democracy’s decay.

Mitch plays the long game, so you’d think he’d know

Now’s not the time for political show.

For all those people who fear overreach

That government intends to badly breach

Our freedoms and rights and everything good

Well perhaps all those folks just maybe should

Remember that here in our great nation

People try to fill bags at the gas station!

Every great society has fallen.

It often starts with some jackass callin’

For widespread rejection of simple truth,

Like valid results from the voting booth,

And self-serving leeches who fail to act

Further promoting nonsense, not true fact.

It’s one thing to get it wrong and say damn…

Mistakes happen, it’s not part of a scam.

You say that you’re sorry and you move on.

It’s another thing when you’re a moron.

They sold a big lie for no other cause

Than to enrich themselves and upend laws.

It was a love affair and Trump was proud!

Not as good as grabbing some, he allowed,

But still it’s great to cozy up to Kim…

Peas in a pod! He just understands him.

But nothing was gained indeed much was lost,

The South thinks the affair had a high cost.

Getting vaccines is a very good thing,

And is paving the way for a great spring.

But one change I now note that’s not so good

Is people ditching the protective hood

And not wearing a mask in any place…

Plus now we must see Ted’s petulant face.

Mitch McConnell and Donnie Boy both say

Business should avoid the political fray.

“Industry must not weigh in on these matters!

At least not those that could leave us in tatters….”

But they never seemed too opposed, you know,

When the big companies gave them all some dough.

Entitled and arrogant to the max

Appealing for donations to his PACs

He thinks he can do whatever he wants

Including, it seems, all things with his shvantz.

Now he’s got help from and wants to be seen

With Trump, Jim Jordan and Marjorie Greene.

If he actually writes a Book of Truth,

And not a crazy homage to Trump’s youth,

It could be pretty strong and revealing.

We’d watch his old boss say that he’s squealing!

But then what are the chances, one in nine?

The guy never really did show much spine.