What do you think is going through his head?

“I’d rather be anywhere else instead…?”

Or “Church was cool, I could meet hot chicks there,

But this is so tedious I can’t bare

To pretend that I also see the light…

I mean, check out this freakshow to my right!”

Nothing says Happy Easter quite like this…

With common sense thrown into the abyss.

Looks like Iowa has now lost its way.

The hope of resurrection on this day

Will be recalled frequently in the state

Since gun deaths will grow at a rapid rate.

Whenever Daddy told a big whopper

She and Jared would run for the chopper

And be whisked away, so far out of sight

To avoid having to do what was right.

Avoid and deny and tell monstrous lies…

It’s no wonder whatever they touch dies.

Adults can’t have young children as lovers.

And though you can’t judge books by their covers

If ever there looked like a man who would…

Gaetz always looks like he’s up to no good.

He and his friends killed a sacred cow.

So Q, who are all the pedophiles now?

If the Lord works in mysterious ways
Well then the Devil also has his days.
But he’s not alone in wreaking havoc
Or in trying to seem like a maverick.
Misinformation is his stock and trade…
Much like the GOP, I am afraid.

Who would have thought that we’re still not quite done

With the crazy being spewed by this one?

Recall all that proof she had of “The Steal”?

Well Ha Ha she was joking! That’s not real…

Only a lunatic would think it’s true!

Which would then explain Trump’s point of view.

Known for its humor and social insight

The Onion here highlights an awful plight.

Each time there’s a shooting in the nation

They run the same piece, changing location.

How often does it cover these awful crimes?

Now it has published over sixteen times.

So this headline screams from the NY Post

When Marines responded to the Fox host

Who smugly derided respect we give

To women who’ve chosen a life to live

In service to this great nation of ours.

Their BS flows stronger than beer at bars.

We’ve been through a lot and the end is near

But that doesn’t mean we’re all in the clear.

The anti-vaxers have quite a stronghold

Nearly half of the GOP all told…

They fear tracking chips and gene mutation!

Which, in fact, could be good for the nation…

It feels like we’ve all been given back time…
The constant squawking about left wing crime
And incessant complaints over Fake News
And anyone who dares to have opposing views,
It’s gone mostly quiet, what a relief!
But too good to be true, that’s my belief…