It truly is just terribly unfair

That this fine man in Nancy’s chair

Is being held to account for his role

As one of the many people who stole

America’s dignity in that breach…

When his leader sits free in Palm Beach.

We at These Times try to keep it light

But sometimes things are just not right.

To have this guy continue these claims

With his only point to fan the flames

Of total destruction – for his gain –

It’s truly causing me undue pain…

Many of you must be wondering now

Since her basketball team has just said ciao

And her Senate seat (which she never won)

Is also at this point very much done,

What in the world will she do with her time?!

Where else can she bring her wealth and her slime?

Behold two screenshots of this division

Whose mission is to preserve the vision

Of keeping land healthy in key locations

For current and future generations.

The first is Donnie’s – a big wall of coal!

The next is Joe’s – with a different goal.

For those very few who may not recall

Mitch put on a display of utter gall…

Nine months to go before the election

He would not sit Obama’s selection.

Even though these two are both getting old

Vengeance is a dish that is best served cold.

Turns out that this post is simply not true

But does seem to reflect his point of view.

Of course he may also make the dumb point

That this should put scientists’ nose out of joint –

If global warming is true, he will scold,

Then why in the world is Texas so cold?

Well this surely is no big ‘ole surprise!
All his piety and puppy-dog eyes
Can’t hide the fact that he just doesn’t care
For the folks of Texas – or anywhere.
And then to cavort south of the border
In that crime ridden den of disorder…!

Canceling Tucker would be such a treat

Since his show does nothing to help defeat

The growing rage in our nation today

Which he fuels, while professing dismay.

At least he is honest in this good pic

Showing the world the size of his… intellect.

Now for a story of innocent love

And how society needs a good shove

To celebrate what is nice in this life

And stop with all the homophobic strife.

So girls liking girls is simply uncool…

But boys fighting boys is okay in school?

Of all the strong evidence seen and heard

Impeachment Managers said not a word

Of the most damning news that we now know,

And it will deal the defense team a blow…

One rationale for inciting the mobs?

Trump’s brain is vacant of these tiny blobs.