Results for Category: …to the Left


Source: The New York Times

If not this, what?

It is beyond shocking to have to see

Footage of collapsing democracy.

Not the scenes of the lawless rioters,

But of the GOP’s proprietors!

How can this clan not hold Trump to account,

What level of treason is their amount?


Source: The Washington Post

What did they expect?

It seems pretty clear it flows from the top
And after four years it ain’t gonna stop.
Random and disorganized is Trump’s brand!
Why would it change in this legal stand?
If that’s a reason to oppose him now
You should have done it before, not cow tow.


Source: The Washington Post

Go WaPo!

With headlines normally pretty darn dry

WaPo has now set the bar very high!

Who would have thought this buttoned up paper

Could bust loose with this linguistic caper?!

And yes the GOP’s eyes must water

From this their party’s pungent new daughter.


Source: The New York Times

Blue Deal

No doubt the reasons will be multi fold
But it’s a cool story which should be told.
All indicators of our fiscal health
Show democrats simply create more wealth.
When the Oval Office is decked in blue
The economy is better for you.


Source: Associated Press

Elmer Fudd cries Loony Tunes

The thing about his leadership style

Is that it’s rooted squarely in guile.

No doubt he has a new scheme going on,

Even wrote a book about the long con.

So of course it’s great to take this plain stand

But for him it’s simply a card in hand.


Source: USA Today

Rescue Dogs Indeed

If no other sign could give it away

One would think that this would be clear as day…

Donnie detested man’s furry best friend

So dogs in the White House came to an end.

How could there be any doubt he would suck?

Hail the return of four-legged good luck!


Source: Gallup

The worst. Ever.

The Swamp has new vigor.

The deficit is bigger.

The environment is trashed.

Emoluments were cashed.

Divisions grew faster.

Donnie was a disaster.


Source: The Financial Times

Yup, that’s about right

I have to say the description seems to fit

He’s a blot alright, and of the dimmest wit.

The ink blot let’s you see what you want

It feeds you illusions in your favorite font.

Donnie was splattered there on the page

And the worst of our instincts saw a sage.


Source: The Washington Post

Uh, why then?

Well this is certainly an interesting dilemma!

To date it seems he would prefer an enema

Than to be bothered with the daily briefs

From any of our nation’s intelligence chiefs.

So once he is gone and out of our hair

Suddenly THEN is when he’d decide to care…?


Source: The Huffington Post

Perfect cover

Alex Azar has been in charge of our health,

If he’s done anything at all, it’s been pretty stealth.

Covid 19 has spread unabated

No leaders showed up, we waited and waited.

So how does he slither out of this curse?

By saying “Well, really the Riots were worse…”