This is just too good to be true –

Donnie is stiffing his legal crew!

Could Rudy really be in shock,

When his counsel was only schlock?

But that is not the reason why –

Donnie’s dollars are in short supply.

What are the odds this guy gets a pardon

And is invited over to the Rose Garden?

I have to imagine the chances are good!

If ever there were principles for which he stood

Donnie does things that either help his own purse

Or else make thoughtful people curse.

Donnie has always trended towards excess

And likes to believe it’s the same as success.

But somewhere now in that self-serving mind

One has to think that he’s going to find

A brand new thought stacked in the wood:

Being twice impeached just couldn’t be good.

It’s hard to like Bill if you’re from New York.

He left the Jets at the altar then used a pitchfork

To destroy all teams that stood in his way –

Except for the Giants, TWICE, on Super Sunday!

He cheated and scowled and was super driven.

But calling this play on Trump? All is forgiven…

The paste has been squeezed out of the tube

By all the Republicans who wanted to lube

Their ties with Donnie, that monumental prick

Who has managed to pull off this massive trick

Duping the masses like every tyrant has done

So that now we’ll all come face to face with a gun.

Even if more than sixty days apart

I think two doses really does seem smart.

This sickness must be pushed out of our ‘hood,

And we have to be sure it’s put down for good.

The challenge of course, to prevent further harm,

Is to get it into the “right” type of arm.

It sneaks up on you quickly, that’s for sure

When you’ve tolerated lies as a cure

And then you realize one terrible day

That there simply isn’t any possible way

To reverse the damage that’s been done

And you’re in the crosshairs of that loaded gun.

What a bold move by a large tech giant!

Donnie has been entirely reliant

On Twitter to distribute his unfiltered lies

A place where his voice has lived and now dies.

Some say it’s a move coming too late

But better now than spreading more hate.

These Cabinet members who have resigned

Are cynical and pathetic, they were not blind.

But there is one resignation that would matter…

The one that would come from the Mad Hatter.

Here the Wall Street Journal is calling for that!

Fat chance it will happen, not from this rat.

This photo seems to capture it all!

The whitest dude possible has the gall

To wear a shirt saying “Blacks for Trump”

While Donnie unloads another dump.

And wide-eyed women take it all in,

Do they have any clue what a lie it’s been?