Results for Category: …to the Left


Source: The Washington Post

Wow

Truly what is most clear in his feat

Is that Donnie doesn’t miss a beat.

He’s spent decades now perfecting his trade

Strong-arming people to drink the Kool Aid.

Never mind if it’s legal when it’s his biz

And it sure shows what a spoiled brat he is.


Source: The Guardian

We’re not making this up

Some of these are too good to be true

And of all his inanities are but a few.

As his time in office comes to an end

There is the desire to sort of pretend

It was all a dream, a nightmare of sorts…

America would never allow these worts.


Source: The New York Post

NY Post nails it again!

The romance was hot for a very long time,

But sadly now things have changed on a dime.

Donnie always reached for the NY Post first –

It constantly satiated his self-loving thirst.

Now, alas, the divorce seems complete…

Just waiting to see it in a Tweet!


Source: The Washington Post

Small satisfaction

‘Tis a wonder in this holiday season

That the GOP is so badly wheezin’…

Agree or not with Donnie’s reason

It certainly is awfully pleasin’

That the GOP which aided and abetted

Is now so screwed it might regret it.


Source: USA Today

Seriously…

What seems insane is how long it’s taken

For serious republicans to finally feel shaken

Enough that now they can step up and stop

Propping up this self-interested flop.

He’s done nothing but be a nasty abuser

Until now when he’s the ultimate loser.


Source: The Daily Mail

Don’t forget the 400 lb guy on his bed

Sometimes a headline doesn’t have room

To fit all the news that will seal our doom.

This one packs a pretty strong punch!

Now we know Donnie has a good hunch

That Pompeo sucks too and China is the villain

But voting machines were hit, so maybe he’s still in…


Source: Associated Press

Silent Don

If ever you wanted to see his true color

And watch his burnish get duller and duller,

Look at the rants over his lost election

Proven over and over: no deception.

But now with a genuine crisis at hand

Not a word from that face fakely tanned.


Source: The Washington Post

The Anti Hero

She proudly calls herself “Trump with Heels”

Which, while kind of amusing, also reveals

That she is most likely entirely unhinged

And has the look of one who’s binged

On alcohol and drugs and right-wing media,

Call it Donnie’s version of an encyclopedia.


Source: The Huffington Post

Alternate everything

We knew early on there would be trouble…

Truth dwelled outside Donnie’s bubble.

We then headed down unusual tracks

When his team introduced “alternative facts.”

Now that the end of his rule is nigh

Could it be his crew is just plain high?


Source: The New York Times

Indelible, indeed

For two and a half centuries till now

America had shown the world how

Democracy was done in a nation

That’s committed to laws and civilization.

Thanks to Trump and the GOP

That will simply no longer be.