So yes, Fox and Donnie have had a divorce.

But that can’t change everything, of course.

Fox has now conducted a brand new poll

And ouch! Man does it take a toll…

Donnie certainly thinks that he’s very clever

While 42% think he’s the worst… ever!

Of Supreme Court justices, three of the nine

Were appointed by Donnie who calls them “mine.”

They unanimously shut down the ludicrous case

Brought to nullify Pennsylvania’s presidential race.

If THIS court has ruled that the results must stand

Then for God’s sake admit that you’ve been canned!

I mean, the guy is definitely New York bred!

A fact that those of us from there dread.

But imagine the balls to pick up the phone

And tell the governor of Georgia to act alone

To reverse the will of the people of his state!

It’s straight up gangsta he wants to emulate.

How could it possibly be the case today

That Pence would throw all reason away?

The last four years he’s choked back vomit

Riding along on Trump’s MAGA comet.

But now that the end is most certainly here

What black magic is killing his future career?

Granted, this is still all a matter of hearsay

But given how strange the world is today

It’s not at all unlikely that Rudy requested

A “proactive” pardon before he’s arrested

On any number of charges for crimes committed…

And what a crime it would be if he were acquitted.

It’s a little hard to decide which is worse

And either way it’s a bit of a curse

But however stupid it may have been

To give money to a fight you cannot win

You’d seriously have to be smoking crack

To expect Donnie would give it back!

So Donnie’s “Legal Team” is pretty loud

Crowing about fraud to an adoring crowd.

But once in court it’s a different scene…

With no evidence at all it’s hard to glean

That anything fraudulent happened here.

Judges everywhere are making that clear.

Hard to imagine that this doesn’t sting…

Perhaps worse than Giuliani’s pinkie ring?

Donnie dug into his own shallow pocket

‘Cuz the Wisconsin vote, he wants to block it.

And after doing the recount what did he find?

Only facts that will make him lose his mind.

Whoever decided it was a brilliant move

To showcase the President in his groove

Sitting behind that desk made for a child,

Looking already like he has been exiled,

Well to whomever that was, I have this to say:

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You’ve made my day!

It’s hard not to refer to reality TV

When Donnie’s whole life has come to be

One show after another all the way to

The Oval Office and a room with a view.

He’s not done yet, there’ll be more acts to follow.

But for now he’s a loser, must be hard to swallow.