In another remarkable turn to the strange
Donnie’s team has proven its range
In stretching the public’s imagination
And wreaking havoc on our nation.
He says what’s true is false and false is true…
Let no one claim they never knew.

Seems there are a few more points than this!

Unless, of course, you are willing to miss

The fact that every court and jurisdiction

Ruled that election fraud is simply fiction.

So no, “time” is not the governing matter –

It’s that Donnie is worse than the Mad Hatter.

Once there was a man with honor and grit,

Who turned into a steaming pile of

Lies and conspiracies and intent to deceive…

Hungry for press or does he really believe?

Either way he now carries the ugly baton

For the disgusting world of QAnon.

Turns out the Leader of the Free World

May have his Twitter rights sorta hurled

Once he leaves office and becomes

Just another one of the bums.

Odd that Twitter keeps the public chained,

But world leaders can lie unrestrained.

Nothing quite says integrity more

Than blatantly settling a personal score

With the White House raining down hell

On your own guy for doing his job well.

Yes this sends a message, loud and clear…

Donnie’s loss is something to cheer!

The world is certainly seeming upside down…

Even Fox is trying not to let its viewers drown

In the wave of insanity from the Trump campaign

And its slithering surrogates – where is that drain?

If Donnie continues to spread doubt and mistrust

He will succeed in making America combust.

Many people today are feeling downcast,

But for more in America it’s a total blast!

Four years of chaos and insults and slurs

From a petulant man who so constantly blurs

The truth on Twitter that he’s made us tired,

So hell yes, Donnie, guess what? You’re fired!

Donnie likes to compare himself to Abe…

He also likes to grab any babe.

Who knows how Lincoln treated a lady

But we sure know this comparison is shady.

Honest Abe worked to unify the nation

While Donnie still peddles mass alienation.

If there’s one thing in the Tri-State area

Which is guaranteed to cause hysteria

It’s messing with the flow of traffic,

No matter what your demographic.

So it’s little surprise that Donnie’s base

Thought this would help him win the race.

If I had to make a bet on the outcome

There is no doubt I’d need some rum.

I think Donnie takes the Electoral College

And then will be unlikely to acknowledge

That the popular vote was lost by a mile

Further polarizing the nation, per his style.