Leonard Cohen was a great musician

And he had a rather bad suspicion

That when America finally falls

What will take its place in the power halls

Is going to be something really bad…

And we’re gonna find out, which is pretty sad.

I know we’ve dealt with this one before

So apologies if it’s a bore.

But all of this simply makes no sense

And Hollywood is getting tense.

The industry yields a surplus in trade…

And where will White Lotus next be made?!

Another brilliant and well-reasoned plan!

I wonder how long his attention span

Will last on this one before it’s changed

As the people impacted call it deranged.

He thinks he’s skilled and highly adroit…

But his only advisor was Jon Voight.

It’s enough to make a man want to cry

The Absolute Greed of this slimy guy.

Nothing at all is considered taboo

Promote Thyself is what he will do.

It’s just disgusting, his blasphemous dance

Along with his partner JD Vance.

Our friends in DC have a great new plan

And if this doesn’t MAGA nothing can.

They’re gonna cancel buoys in the sea

Since they don’t do much for boater safety…

Just like all cars now have GPS

Let’s save on street signs for real progress!

100 days of chaos and crisis…

Sometimes it seems like we’re ruled by ISIS.

Trump’s actions are very hard to explain

(Even though they reflect his whole campaign)

So now Republicans don’t even try

And all of their voters want to know why.

Whatever he says, what does it matter?

President Trump is like the Mad Hatter.

Putin is good, no now Putin is bad!

Tomorrow he’ll have a new nickname for Vlad.

And that, he thinks, is the art of the deal…

Oh yes, this is a very deep pain we feel.

The people were mad about inflation

And voted for Trump to lead the nation.

He told us he’d make everything alright

And that he would do it overnight!

Now he’s given those voters a mystery…

Things look worse today than ever in history.

Norway is one of the richest nations

And clearly sees that its foundations

Are dependent upon healthy research

Not the chaos that makes us all lurch

From thing to thing without any planning

Led by a clown who’s always deadpanning.

I really can’t stand the type of person
Who doesn’t believe that life will worsen
In a world where words don’t really matter…
When nothing is true social fabric will tatter.
And when such a person leads the free world
Then the flag of freedom will soon be furled.