Gas is plentiful and prices are low

So why in the world is this a go?

Perhaps it’s true that not many of us

Will see this land so far above us.

But it was made a “refuge” for a reason

Pimping it for money feels like treason.

Given all that is truly disastrous

With Donnie and his classless

Way of governing the United States

Why would you go and tempt the Fates

With lies about the damage done

And let him feel he’s morally won?

You can’t say the guy doesn’t double down
No matter if it’s the worst idea in town.
A “floating wall” seems less than ideal
Especially when it is made of steel.
But nothing is too crazy to save law and order
When there’s SUCH a threat south of the border.

With the manner of a poisonous eel,
And a wounded look to close the deal,
Tucker Carlson was in his best form
Peddling venom in a hateful storm
Of disrespect that lacks all class
And could only come from a horse’s ass.

Kamala Harris is a strong choice.
Reinforcing the ticket’s centrist voice.
Not to be messed with, not this one
She’ll be able to handle the megaton
Of nasty slurs and things that don’t matter
Which Donnie’s campaign will throw at her.

Donnie had a confession to make
Straight from him, not news that’s fake.
He has many enemies, some very rich
Forcing him to make a plan which
Won’t let us see him for a while!
Finally some news to make you smile…

Opening schools is a complicated matter

With plenty of perils served up on a platter.

It’s not hard to see the challenges presented,

To think it’s simple would be demented.

But voting, however, is clearly a threat!

A lefty plot to aid and abet…

When it comes to supporting the FBI

Donnie is not so often the guy.

And when it comes to fighting Covid-19

He’s pretty much absent, hardly seen.

But relief money could be used SO well

For a new FBI building next to his hotel.

It’s an interesting theory, that’s for sure.

And I bet he’s already developed a cure!

Now he’s just waiting for more to folks to die

So then he can drive the price sky high!

Never mind he devoted his life to service

Yeah, this cagey guy should make you nervous.

For sure they’ve had their share of fights

And though Lewis is an icon of civil rights

Donnie can’t deign to give him respect

Because he still feels that Lewis wrecked

His Inauguration Ball by refusing to go

And a fragile ego can’t take that blow.