Senator Tammy Duckworth is a combat vet

And the most thoughtful person you’ve ever met.

Her family fought in the Revolution and more

Protecting freedom and honor by going to war.

While self-serving punks do little but whine

This woman is a patriot with a titanium spine.

Some clever folks cooked up a scheme

To help Trump’s opponents realize a dream.

For all those shocked by a Donnie Tweet

This fundraising program is a real treat.

Each time he sends a new Tweet of hate,

Money goes to fight him in a swing state.

I suppose the image could be much worse

These caring lads may be uttering a curse

But it’s only out of their concern for others!

They want you to know if they had their druthers

Masks would be outlawed since it seems clear

Communism is a much greater thing to fear.

Rand Paul is a doctor and outspoken supporter

Of everything possible to make Covid shorter.

He chafes at the government for giving out cash

And wonders why Fauci must always talk trash.

His answer to the pandemic is plain to see –

“Think positive thoughts and act more like me.”

It’s hard to imagine it being the case

That this thoughtful couple would not embrace

The human desire to help others in need

Giving comfort and caring at lightening speed.

Never mind the guns! Ha ha they’re fine…

Some protection before posting a BLM sign.

Kelly Anne makes headlines all of the time

Most often by hurling some political slime.

She blows with the wind for personal gain

And frequently sounds completely insane.

It’s certainly true she’s all over the place

And now even has an alternative face.

The Stable Genius leading our nation

Has to deal with tons of frustration.

If only he were allowed to do his job now

As a real estate magnate empowered somehow

To crack bureaucracy with the Art of the Deal

He’d make many more corpses feel his appeal.

An interesting twist on border restriction…

Hard to imagine ever making the prediction

That while Donnie works to keep people out

Our friends in Europe are now talking about

Banning Americans at least through the fall.

So he succeeded in building at least one wall.

Perhaps Tulsa was not very well-planned

And has put some tarnish on his brand.

We know that the dude is highly intent

On making sure his team will never dissent.

He thought the rally would make him a bruiser,

But now Donnie looks just a lot like a loser.

This latest just continues a surreal trend

And makes you wonder where it will end.

The Attorney General sent out a release

Stating that Berman had resigned in peace.

The only little detail that it failed to convey,

Was Berman had not, and had said “no way.”