What a week for great surprises

As the Chief Justice hands out prizes!

First he dealt Donnie a pretty bad blow

Supporting the rights of the Rainbow.

Then he sided again with the liberal wing

To protect our Dreamers from ICE’s sting.

It doesn’t get more interesting than this
A Trump rally you just can’t miss.
Of course it’s safe, there’s nothing to fear!
But sign this waiver just in case my dear…
They really need a different waiver instead
Since the worst infection is in Trump’s head.

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Has now apologized for his political gaff.

It’s heartening to see democracy work

And the military rejecting this circle jerk.

The armed forces are vital and only bound

To we the people, not a partisan hound.

Thank heavens they got this one wrong!

Turns out the employment report was strong.

Experts mess it up from time to time

And we know being human is not a crime.

But rejecting all expertise as bad and elite

Is done only by people who think in a Tweet.

In 2016 life in America was pretty good

People had complaints, some always would.

Then Donnie became president by convincing a few

That America was in ruins, but he knew what to do.

Now we know since it’s plain to see

His was less an observation than a prophecy.

I’m afraid it’s not adding up very well

Where we go from here, no one can tell.

Even before corona there was a yawning gap

Between rich and poor – mobility had a cap.

With the miseries of new and abuses of old,

The match is lit and will soon drop in the fold.

Nothing says leadership quite as well

As quoting a racist cop from hell.

Not to mention the content itself

Which is not pulled from the usual shelf.

For sure the protests have gone too far

But shooting Americans is not who we are.

This is really too good to be true

I totally agree with Trump, I do!

Social media should not be shielded

From the lawsuits that could be wielded

If it allows nonsense to spread at will.

Which will slow Donnie down to a standstill.

The Tweet Beast is forced to take a breath

And threatens to regulate Twitter to death.

How dare this platform arbitrate truth!

With its libtard bias, lame and uncouth!

Donnie believes he has the right to make

Facts to his liking, so give him a break!

Horatio Alger gave us much more than myth…

A lasting image of America that we work with.

Despite the entitlements on which many frown,

We generally give help from the top down.

I think we could have helped so many more

Had we shaken loose from that ideological core.