For a while there I was very concerned.

A key constituency was being spurned.

Everyone seemed to have forgotten

That guns aren’t just for shooting rotten

People who look the way criminals do

But are used for protecting potatoes too!

Of course he wants to be crystal clear

Because uncertainty is what people fear.

He says he’s been taking it for a while

Since White House infections started going viral.

But is he really? What do you suppose?

From his doctor’s note no one knows.

The pandemic isn’t bad for all folks

Even for those who believe it’s a hoax.

Donnie’s convicted campaign chief

Spent some time in jail, albeit brief

And will finish his sentence with no fuss

Imprisoned at home, just like us.

Well isn’t this a bit of a pickle?

Fauci again acting ever so fickle…

Donnie is right, not that drama queen.

The Spanish Flu ended with no vaccine!

We’ll see the same and we’ll see it soon…

50 million dead until we’re immune.

So many rules, it’s too hard to follow!

Fascist restrictions no one can swallow.

So these health care experts are on the task!

Please note how each is wearing a mask…

And this work they’re doing is voluntary!

Though we might prefer them in solitary…

The headline is of course misleading

And creates a narrative which is feeding

The sense that Mnuchin has no clue

Of what the White House should really do.

Asking for action from those who are dead

Could not even play well in states that are red.

The financial picture is certainly bad
And states can’t get a loan from their dad…
So it’s only natural he would suggest
That bankruptcy really would be best.
It’s not so bad, and he knows the ropes!
Why it can even fuel presidential hopes…

This really needs to be broken down…

For starters I’d say it’s the act of a clown.

At worst he reminds us how bad things are

And perhaps he’s mismanaged things so far.

At best for him he gets his base all excited

Using tax payer dollars! Who should be indicted?

It all comes down to the Golden Rule

Which basically says: “Don’t be a tool.”

So if you position yourself as a man of God

It seems an awful lot more than a bit odd

That you’d willfully put your flock in danger,

As if Satan tapped you to be his ranger…

Sure, intelligence reports were on the issue

Projecting the threat and no toilet tissue

But the problem with reports in this case

Is that even when they’re put in his face

Donnie refuses to give them attention

Unless they give him honorable mention.