The bros helped the guy to get elected

So kudos to them if they’ve course-corrected.

I doubt they abandon Trump altogether

But it certainly will weaken the tether

That connects El Jefe with the masses

If these guys choose to cover their asses.

It’s been a while since I’ve felt good

About the things for which Harvard has stood.

But I applaud it here for taking on

The power grab of a crime boss Don.

Sure, Harvard can afford to take a stand,

But so could others who chose the armband.

Not bad so far as euphemisms go!

“A bit tired,” yes, kind of means you know:

“This is batshit bonkers, when will it end?!”

Or must we still continue to pretend

That tactics are in place, a master plan!

We’re not just a joke led by a con man…

Well this presents an interesting notion…

If after all the chaos and commotion,

After the claims of a stolen election,

After the lies and insurrection,

It finally happened that justice was done.

Because of the tariffs? That’s a good one!

Beijing isn’t wrong in its assessment…

Look at the state of foreign investment.

The dollar has dropped and Treasuries died

As faith in America fell by the wayside.

Trump’s playbook now is considered a joke

One that will make our world go up in smoke.

Well that would be a terrific pay day!

Five trillion dollars! That’s way okay!

Of course, there is the slight little matter

That as of now the financial splatter

Is TEN trillion dollars of value destroyed…

A perfect Trump plan, perfectly deployed.

I had thought Scott Bessent was a guardrail…

Turns out he’s a moron of epic scale.

Or perhaps represents the real disaster:

He promotes the nonsense of his Master

‘Cuz he’d rather have a little power

Than save the world from its darkest hour.

He has such knowledge of how the world works!

And now can command without all those jerks.

We handed the world to a spoiled bambino

The only guy who could bankrupt a casino.

America has not shot itself in the foot…

But right in the head, so things are kaput.

It’s not a very good indication

That people believe life in our nation

Is headed in such a bad direction

That markets have entered a correction

And consumer confidence is so low

We’re where we were in the Covid shit show.

First what you do is unlock all the vaults

Then axe half the guards while the rest defaults

To pursuing petty things which annoy

The new culture of the privileged Frat Boy.

Get rid of all experts! A brilliant scheme…

This is the enemy’s wildest dream.