Some agree with Donnie, Greta should “chill”

She comes out swinging, and goes for the kill.

But what we see here is why she’s a star –

The adults of the world are just so bizarre.

Damn the torpedoes! And all common sense…

Special interests will thrive, at nature’s expense.

So Greta was named Person of the Year

And with that honor has instilled fear

In a dude at the White House who tweeted

That it didn’t mean he had been defeated!

But yes it caused him anger and ache…

Since his TIME cover was only a fake.

At one time it was a miracle material

And the town that made it was ethereal.

But that changed quickly once we knew

That breathing asbestos will also kill you.

So now the town wants to change its name…

I’d imagine Trump Heights feels the same.

The dystopian world he described

In a speech in which he prescribed

A policy of putting “America first”

To avoid becoming the world’s worst

Was a surprise to all with eyes and ears

Since America has been great for many years.

Can’t say I think it’s a good idea,

And I certainly don’t want to be a

Player who complains about the rules

In mid-game while losing to fools

But the Electoral College has to go

If its popular vote gap continues to grow.

This could hardly come as any surprise

Donnie is a fighter, if not very wise.

When the plot was revealed he took action

And tried to prevent it from getting traction.

He knew the payments were due by US law

And tried to make them quick before we all saw…

So this Ukranian dude knows some stuff

That on its own could be enough

To lock up more than quite a few

Of the President’s men, and likely him too.

But his testimony might not be allowed

Or as a crook already would be disavowed.

For sure there’s power but it’s also complex.

Long ago the news room was given some specs

Which governed the way that Mike is covered

And prevented the chance that he get smothered

With anything related to his personal life…

And now he’ll spare ALL Dems from that knife.

I have to imagine that three months ago

He’d never heard the words “quid pro quo.”

And now he thinks they have the same ring

As that word “collusion” in the Russia thing.

But he beat that word in a magnificent fight!

And these words, too, will go down, alright…

When it comes to matters of public health

Donnie takes it as seriously as his own wealth.

He was quick to speak on the dangers of vaping

And promised strict regulations, no escaping.

But it would make his base pissed, it became clear,

And the health of his campaign is a bit more dear.