Well whadya know?! And what a surprise…

He no longer could live a life of lies.

But why in the world did he make others pay

For the frivolous fact that he is gay?

It’s a shame he felt he couldn’t embrace it.

But why shame others before he could face it?

It is political genius, Donnie’s use of Twitter

Whether you like it a lot, or it makes you bitter.

But it does not come without its dangers…

Like, say, being hacked by total strangers!

If wingnuts took over they could create hell.

Though I wonder if anyone would be able to tell?

Yup, that’s the First Lady giving a look

Which could make any fella want to book

Some time alone with such a lady.

And since her husband is so shady

Perhaps she’s making her own backup plan

If Donnie wins 2020, and is still her man…

Joe Walsh has thrown his hat in the ring

And mostly that’s a very good thing.

He’s as repugnant as any of the political breed

Who rail at others for the lives they lead

But have done very little with nothing achieved

Still, any challenge to Donnie is well received.

POTUS has ordered American firms

To stop business in China, on his terms.

The GOP claims to hate DC interference!

Will anyone call out this incoherence?

He has the power to do it and is prepared,

Provided a national emergency is declared…

In a move that could come as no surprise

To anyone on the planet with ears and eyes

The former Press Secretary is now a pundit.

Fox saw her good work and wanted to fund it.

Sarah will no longer report to the Prez,

Instead he’ll now do whatever she says.

It’s his strategy, his way to win.

The plan is to destroy from within.

Make temp appointments that don’t need

Congressional approval to proceed.

Then put in place people so splendid

They think their own agencies should be ended.

Our Director of Intelligence steps down today

As does his Deputy, which is not okay.

This person coordinates all 17 groups

That serve as our nation’s covert snoops.

There is no permanent replacement in sight…

A metaphor, perhaps, for our national plight?

So sorry to say but it must be said
The President’s leadership is morally dead.
You simply can’t pretend to have it both ways
Condemning hatred on some, but not all days.
On immigrants and guns and the mentally ill
There is a way – but he has no will.

It’s hard to see this and not to worry,

But what to do next is a little blurry.

Seems pretty clear it’s getting warmer,

But we don’t have a leader who’s a reformer.

Perhaps if we made Mar-a-Lago’s AC go out

We’d have a bit less climate warming doubt.