Poor Mitch McConnell is bent out of shape

And by all accounts is going ape.

His patriotism has been put in question

Because he refuses in this session

To address the matter of foreign meddling.

And well that is just very, very unsettling.

The dating app used by 3 million a day

Is getting ready to make a very big play.

It plans soon to list for an IPO

And will make its owners plenty of dough.

Investors are happy, there is no doubt.

But it’s still hard for users to come out.

Here’s the man who in the campaign said

There’d be no time for golf, and instead

He’d work all the time, always for you!

But along the way may have colluded too,

With Russians and other unsavory types

So here he is, publicly showing his stripes!

A people without confidence will not do well,
But there are many pathways that lead to hell.
Unjustified confidence is much worse
And seems to be the current curse
That’s been cast upon our leadership ranks
As if the Devil himself were playing pranks.

There is still no leader at Defense

And who will fill the job is a suspense.

The good news, if any, we have in hand

Is the military has a strong chain of command.

But it seems very dangerous to have this void.

Another pillar of confidence being destroyed.

A few things here we must sort out –

Like how a diplomat’s internal shout

Was leaked to the world for all to see

Creating quite a thorny controversy.

It’s no wonder Donnie was mad at him,

But he’s glad it wasn’t the Korean Kim…

Finally it’s all starting to make sense
Why Donnie and his sidekick Michael Pence
Would want to Make America Great Again
Since – wow! – their image of the country then
Is filled with forward thinking and evolution…
Like defending our airports in the Revolution!

Who says there’s no “me” in everything?
July 4th is a perfect day to sing
Praises to Donnie, your favorite Prez!
At least, of course, that’s what he says…
There’s no executive order yet, to cheer,
But no doubt he wants it – ALL days of the year.

It’s an interesting approach, I must admit

To fill key roles with a sort of strange fit.

Like putting coal executives in the EPA

Or a critic of the Fed to work with Jay.

Different views are key for the best outcome.

But this feels like mockery, and is kinda dumb.

I suppose there is a chain of thought

That doesn’t worry about elections fraught

With foreign meddling and manipulation

In the vital affairs of our great nation.

I don’t think I get the funny joke

As our sovereignty goes up in smoke.