It’s almost like a cartoon caricature

Of these men who in America were

Manipulating this and cheating that

And are little more than a selfish rat.

For Stone it’s part of his longtime job.

But why Giuliani, who took down the mob?!

It’s unclear to me if the art of the deal

Ever contemplated how much to squeal

When your tactics fail, the mission aborted –

Your high jinx and bravado, badly thwarted.

The next round starts soon, as Donnie grapples

With everyone asking how he likes Dem apples…

This is absolutely just the best

And maybe a way out of our mess.

Check out this guy who’s entered the fray:

Combat vet, Harvard, middle class and gay!

Oh yes, eyebrows will raise with him in the game.

The “Mayor of South Bend,” and with that name…?!

It can happen in a reasonable way

By using the same process as the ACA.

All unpopular acts that have passed before

Had to build support beyond their core.

The problem is that it takes real work.

Not holding us hostage and being a jerk.

Yes no yes no maybe yes no.

Do it now, do it later, stop, let’s go!

Donnie wings it and is certain that’s good.

He’d never dream of planning, even if he could…

His simple goal is to win now at all cost.

Sadly for all, he scores a “Pyrrhic Loss.”

I suppose we should be careful when

Thinking of parallels that could then

Be broadly applied between man and fowl

And make social conservatives throw in the towel.

Yet facts are facts, despite what some say.

And the best penguin parents? Well, they’re gay!

“Don’t get your panties in such a twist!

They’re only words, don’t be so pissed.

And when did these words become so wrong?

Rappers say worse but call it a song!”

Ok, it’s true these lines were not Steve King’s

But it’s easy to imagine him saying these things.

It’s still unclear what was the point

Of imposing tariffs on the Chinese joint.

It makes their products more expensive to buy

But clearly their value to consumers is high.

Instead of trying to protect old trade

Invent new ways for things to be made!

Are Donnie and Mike in communication

About the foreign policy of the nation?

“When America retreats, chaos follows”

Would seem to ring awfully hollow as

Our Kurdish friends are near hysteria

Now that we have pulled out of Syria.

How about Liz Cheney, a Republican Rep,

Taking a most courageous public step

To call out her colleague as abhorrent

For his racist and nationalistic torrent.

But how credible a voice can she really be,

When she sold out her sister for being LGTB?!