Sheep have now started to get infected

How long before other species are affected?

But don’t worry about it, it’s all cool…

RFK Jr. is nobody’s fool.

Bird flu is jumping outside of its cage

Good thing vaccines are no longer the rage!

I suppose one of the perils we face

When a news anchor is put in the place

Of dealing with highly classified stuff

Is that he will always find it tough

Not to announce it to all of the world!

Pretty insane how this one unfurled…

We’ve been taken advantage of for so long

But now we’re showing the world we’re strong!

Those Germans who’d been so smug and smarmy

Are now spending trillions to build their army.

History has shown that it’s such a smart move

To push the Jerries back into their groove.

Of course it’s a defect whose impact hits

Innocent outsiders with a deadly blitz.

While those who drive this hideous ride

Are perfectly safe on the inside.

And the guy who designed this horrific mess

Is redesigning government, no less.

It’s more than just folly to end VOA

The recourse is dangerous, and we will pay.

Enemies will fill the digital void

And years of goodwill will be destroyed.

If there’s any good news that can be drawn…

The voice of Kari will also be gone!

It reaches millions and spreads the good word

So shutting it down is kind of a turd.

For sure there are aspects which need to mend.

But it’s not too bright to just make it end.

Voids get filled by new information

And now it will come from some evil nation.

When the Trump campaign promised lower prices

Ending consumer sacrifices

We thought he was talking about the stuff

That we buy every day, ‘cuz that was tough.

Turns out he had a different thing in mind!

Stock prices are what have vastly declined…

Who doesn’t like a good round of golf?

Well there was one dude, his name was Adolf.

But it does seem just a touch ironic

That the guy who thinks our nation’s tonic

Is to slash all waste for fiscal amends…

But don’t touch any of those golf weekends!

When Trump was elected the markets surged

But only because a clear winner emerged.

Uncertainty is what the markets hate!

With the way things are going, that’s not great.

Some still believe he’s playing 4-D chess…

But markets don’t lie and they think it’s a mess.

He simply did what we wanted to do

It was a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Watching Trump rant and rage forever

Everyone needed to drink whatever.

And that includes the Speaker’s gadfly

No matter that he’s a GOP guy…