The thing that really is most disturbing

Is that there’s zero reason he should be curbing

The preposterous behavior he always displays

To get what he wants, at work or at play.

It seems to work, at least for now

But what future tragedy will it allow?

Did Donnie T really just do that?

Get the FBI to see if it’s true that

Brett likes beer and lifting weights

But stayed a virgin until 28?

Or maybe he just wants all its resources

On someone else! That’s the reason, it of course is.

No doubt this game was played “away.”

At Donnie’s home field laughter doesn’t pay.

You’d likely be thrown out by some beefy goon.

But that couldn’t happen a moment too soon.

Still, his laughable boast was worth the bucks.

He has done more, it just mostly sucks.

What could #1 teach to #45

On leadership and ethics and how to survive?

The list is so long it boggles the mind

The worst of it is that it takes the kind

Of man who embraces relentless effort, which he’s got

And emotional control, which he simply does not.

In 2016 he chose not to run

For fear he’d take votes from Hillary Clinton.

Well that didn’t work out too well.

And instead the election went to hell.

But now he’s thinking of entering the race.

President Bloomberg! It’s the right time and place.

As Hurricane Florence barrels towards us

Donnie gives pledges as comfort for us.

In Puerto Rico he claimed “tremendous success”

Did he confuse Maria with Stormy’s dress?

He wonders if he will ever get past her…

Meanwhile, 3,000 dead is a tragic disaster.

He starts with the premise that it’s a sham,

Global warming is fake, a liberal scam.

Then he appoints a guy to run the EPA

Who had sued it 12 times and thinks the same way.

Let methane flow free, it won’t change the climate

So says the Prez, our fact-free primate.

There are some who believe it wasn’t becoming

For 44 to have brokered in petty name calling.

But fight fire with fire they always say

And many souls have been waiting for this day.

When a leader with class gets back in the fray

Using hope, not fear, to get his way.

As if this day isn’t depressing enough,

Though not official, the end of summer is tough,

But add on to that the latest barrage

From Donnie in DC, trying to massage

More favor with his base, on the DoJ he excreted

For failing to protect GOP pols who cheated.

It seems a little creepy to call your wife Mother.

But do what you want if you don’t hurt another.

On that basis, Mr. Mom, there’s another tale.

When it comes to health care, you utterly fail.

If midterm elections go your way,

You’ve committed to kill the ACA.