Long before the term ‘fake news’ got started

Checkout tabloids reported on celebrities who farted.

No one thought a single story was true

Or if anyone did it was at least very few.

So why buy his stories for a big chunk of change?

Donnie is making our world too strange.

Who would have thought that he should not go?
He’s a weasel, an imp, and of most good things a foe.
But he also stands as one line of defense
Against Donnie’s ideas that make no sense.
And that list can be really, really big.