It seems there’s a new corona virus!

Which makes sane people a bit desirous

Of vaccines that we know could help out

If we have another pandemic rout.

And how about the groups creating these things?

Their funding is gone but they’re still pulling strings!

Our northern neighbor has been a great friend.

But all good things must come to an end!

Because why would we want security,

Unguarded borders and maturity?

It would be much better to wreck it all!

When things are perfect make them fall.

If McConnell is miffed about this blast,

And more behavior to make him aghast,

Coming from Trump and all his apostles,

Targeting him among other fossils,

Well he only has himself to blame.

Mitch leaves behind a legacy of shame.

So it’s hard to say which one of these three

Makes you feel good in this land of the free.

The rich preacher in black is on the left

And the guy on the right seems a bit bereft.

But that dude in the middle? What a stance!

Makes you feel like we have a chance.

They’re quite a rich crew, of that there’s no doubt.

But how did they earn their financial blowout?

Some did it in the old-fashioned way…

Born to rich parents on their birth day.

Others bought into wind and to solar!

Just kidding… in MAGA that would make them bipolar.

All I wanted was to watch a good game.

But the Eagles showed up to stake a claim!

Dominating in about every way

They transformed it into a Super Day.

The Chiefs never showed up even though they’re strong.

Some losers left early, their prediction wrong…

The crash was a result of DEI…!

Those democrats and scum who always try

To hire people for jobs they can’t do!

So says our leader in his twisted view.

But the circus of course does not stop there…

It’s Trump’s OWN PROGRAM he says is unfair.

The airfield collision is terribly sad.

Hard to imagine how it went so bad.

I’m no conspiracist but some suspect

That these aircraft were both totally wrecked

To detract attention from RFK

After such a terrible opening day…

No big surprise, the revolving door starts

No matter how dear you were to their hearts

After the hoopla and headlines have passed

The MAGA brass will make you an outcast

If you suck up too much air in the room…

So off this one goes with a sonic boom.

It takes one to know one, the saying goes

And if there’s anything everyone knows

It’s that, right or wrong, she will have a view

(Often revealing that she has no clue).

So, like hurricanes that have left us all scarred,

Marj is for sure a reckless blowhard.