Well get your popcorn and pull up a chair

‘Cause this one may just have the chance to flare

Into an interesting battle of power

Between two dudes who aren’t known to cower.

For sure Elon knows that he will be hit

With Steve’s tried and true: “Flood the zone with shit.”

With the most lenient sentence of all time
Any felon convicted of crime
Would weep tears of joy and have a few smokes
But Trump just fumes since the whole thing’s a hoax.
His fans all have their tight panties in knots
While enemies scheme to take their next shots.

I’ve been to Greenland and it’s amazing,

With so many features worth our praising.

It’s no wonder Trump is looking at it

Like a spoiled brat having a fit.

“I want it! I want!” the child screams.

Except this kid has military schemes.

Let’s say that this happens, what could go wrong?

These best friends would tell us that they belong

Right there beside us, through thick and through thin

Loyal and loving, they’re always all in.

So what if they don’t have interesting plans…

The REAL danger is that they’re MAGA fans.

I can only greet this with huge surprise!
How quickly we fixed the system’s demise.
And fixed by the democrats who were in power…
That must have been their finest hour.
From a total fraud just four years ago
Elections are once again safe we know.

The way this reads it seems sort of that

It was some huge gift blocking Matt.

And for sure it’s a good thing they did

But who are they really trying to kid?

That he was nominated is the joke…

Do they think the whole country’s doing coke?

I get that this won’t be everyone’s thing

But “the word of the year” makes my heart sing!

The excitement and anticipation…

Just one chosen from all of creation.

So what was the winner that came in first?

Kakistocracy, the rule of the worst…

It’s exhausting, but I guess effective?

The reason why he’s not selective

With the first people that he chooses

Is because he wants the yuk that oozes

From all of these slimeballs to be in view

So that his next choices will glide right through!

It’s kind of complicated as you’ll see

Keeping track of all of this lunacy…

Sex and drugs and worms and shot pets

The more we learn, the nuttier it gets.

But welcome to the new ruling class…

Where crazy is good you Deep State jackass!

It’s a good question and one we should ask

If he’s successful with every task

What will the country and the world look like?

There may be some things that will make us say “Psyche!”

But what if his careless respect for the law

Spreads like a fire through very dry straw?