Double negatives can be confusing

But what the author thinks is amusing

Is that Trump’s supporters will roll their eyes

And accuse others of hyperbolic lies

When you suggest he may go off the rails

And then does just that with sordid details.

Turns out the best laid plans of mice and men,

(Or campaign promises shouted again)

Perhaps won’t solve the problems as promised.

But no one should expect that the calmest

And most reasoned approach to our borders

Will come from The Don’s pandering orders.

Since our new president follows orders

From tyrants in Russia (who have recorders)

Then the most we can hope for in this case

Is that the tyrants have an about face!

Well lo and behold, just look at them now…

Pretending the climate’s the cat’s meow!

It really is an issue to consider

Since Trump is known as a low bidder.

That’s even before Elon makes his move

Quickly cutting costs is something to prove.

Not that it matters since Gaetz makes his dough

Trafficking women and selling blow.

To say this is tedious sells it short
Since the Proud Boys are of a different sort.
Proud of what would be one question I pose

Since these are the guys who everyone knows

Were tried for sedition, now behind bars.

Yet they’re “regrouping,” more criminal czars.

One year from now how will this news be spun?

My guess is that Trump, assuming he won,

Would say that he saved us from disaster…

He alone could do it, he’s the master!

But if Harris wins, a different story…

Why wasn’t it better? That’s no glory!

This poll was taken in order to see

How much voters care about policy.

Omitting the names of Harris and Trump

What positions would get their hearts to pump?

It turns out more think Harris’s are best

When presented in a double-blind test.

Given the context of the appointments

Which frankly were wrapped in slimy ointments

It’s no wonder that voters have concern.

And over the years, what more did we learn?

That this current Court has exactly no qualms

With partisan rulings and dropping some bombs.

I’m not much of a fan of either one

Perhaps it’s all the gaslighting that’s done.

Straight-faced conviction of obvious lies

Trump and Musk are not standup guys.

Then there’s this one, which is pretty funny…

The efficiency czar handing out money!

All Trump says is that the country is screwed.

Though he also brags that he’s quite rude…

Everything sucks it’s all run by the queers!

He’ll shout anything to stoke people’s fears.

So it’s kind of a nuisance, this success…

The economy’s best in the world, no less.