Results for Category: …to the Right


Source: The New Yorker

Cuomophobic

Sure I get it about brotherly love
But good Lord help us from up above!
These folks could not be any more detached
With entitlement and hubris nearly unmatched.
Use government… Use media… That’s just fine!
“Why not use it all to take what’s not mine?!”


Source: Axios

Why Trump Can Win Again

Whenever anyone on the Left

Promotes ideas that are bereft

Of all clarity and common sense

It will make most all folks very tense.

Trump’s carnival bark is never hazy

And Rashida’s plan is batshit crazy.


Source: The Washington Post

And so…?

I’m not totally clear what I’m missing

But WAPO here seems to be dissing

Using law enforcement to enforce the law

Which doesn’t seem like a very big flaw.

Local police may be the best suited

To make sure illegals are prosecuted.


Source: Axios

Destructive to Democracy

The issue here is the Steele Dossier…

See the primary source has come to say

That much of the contents are just not true

Which is not a good day for ‘ole Team Blue.

And all media outlets that pumped the line

Will pay a massive credibility fine.


Source: CNN

Pretty soft

This country is part of the group called PIGS

They’re not really known for their business gigs.

Seeing a stunt like this helps show us why.

Sure, it sounds kinda nice, I cannot lie…

But the market should govern an issue like this

If your job’s too demanding, then take a miss.


Source: The Financial Times

Vague is good

I don’t know why we’d take this position

Since it seems contrary to the mission.

The threat of attack is a deterrent

And the threats against us are recurrent.

Why limit the options on the table

When so much of the world is so unstable?


Source: The Economist

Actually, a mess…

Where is the leadership that was promised

From the candidate who was the calmest?

Joe’s years in the Senate and as VP

Were meant to offset his rep as “sleepy…”

But damn this boat is without a rudder!

And it makes this centrist poet shudder.


Source: Bloomberg

Flat tax, not Fat tax

Perhaps there’s no way to get around cheating
And listening to both the rich and poor’s bleating.
But it does seem to me things are unfair
And taxing the rich does not make it square.
Why shouldn’t we all pay the same tax rate,
A flat tax with no holes for a rebate?


Source: The New York Post

Smart Capitalism Is Benevolent

I believe in the value of fair trade

And doing what you want with money made.

Giving thanks is a part of the puzzle

And helps to avoid any kerfussle.

It also does more than signal “amen”…

It will attract great workers to you again.


Source: Slate

Listen closely

The thing about standup comedians

Is that they don’t play for the medians.

Generally self-loathing and full of spite

Most of them are probably not alright.

But they’re also smart and complicated…

Who Dave is after could be debated.