Perhaps single tests aren’t the right measure,

And calling it “gifted” was no treasure.

But the bedrock of freedom and success

Is to give kids the chance for more, not less.

Ending this program does good for no one,

But indeed shows that Bill is the slow one.

Last night I experienced some cool change

As I listened to W in an exchange

Reflecting on his years as our leader

And learning that he’s an avid reader!

Perhaps time has passed and mellowed us both

But I like this guy… and I think that’s growth.

So we continue into the abyss

Don’t even think about calling her “miss.”

“Adult human female” is widely used,

But so offensive and can be abused!

Because what about males who ID “she”…?

Hmm, how about “people who sit to pee.”

Didn’t mean that to be a spoiler alert

Since no doubt we’ll find some political dirt.

So if you were thinking “That’s not so nice…”

The truth will surely not make you think twice.

So how about that! Say, whad’ya know?

The largest recipients of Big Pharma’s dough!

There are so many jobs we need to fill

There aren’t enough people – it’s overkill.

Yet unemployment remains very high

It seems there are folks who don’t want to try.

Sure there’s a gap between job skill and need

And also people who’d rather smoke weed.

I hope this is as crazy as things can get

‘Cuz already it’s posing an insane threat.

In San Fran you get paid pretty good money

If you don’t shoot people… it’s not very funny.

It’s an actual thing, worth 300 hundred bucks

Paid every month! As a policy it sucks…

Perhaps it’s correct we should not be there.

But withdrawing was done on a wing and a prayer.

What a disgrace and a tragedy too

This is not what America should do.

Our Afghan allies were left high and dry

Our very own citizens could still die.

It’s no wonder there’s been backlash building

For most Bobos life’s coated with gilding.

Yet they throw out big words to help the poor

And they come across as a massive bore.

Perhaps you have a different point of view?

Doesn’t matter to them, they’re better than you!

It’s surely a dish that can heat me up!

But here’s a storm brewing in a tea cup.

For me the issue is I love the food

But it makes my head sweat! Kind of crude…

Canceling curry? Give me a break.

This type of woke will cause a headache.

At the core of the strength of our nation

Is our bold history of immigration.

Even Native Americans came one day

Across some isthmus that gave them a way.

But it’s not sustainable anymore

To maintain a toll free open door.