Between Google and a guy with a cell

It’s become very hard to be able to tell

A really good story that isn’t dismissed

For stretching the truth, or a fact missed.

But Joe, c’mon, this performance is lame.

Less than the truth is just more of the same.

Banks are meant for money’s safekeeping

So you can rest at ease when you’re sleeping.

They pay you interest in order to use

Your money to make money, that’s the ruse.

But now, it seems, the tables have turned

And in this case the rich will be burned.

It is outrageous to see the change,

And the GOP’s fiscal policy range,

From deficits being their pet peeve

To now drunken sailors on shore leave.

This budget is a crime against the nation!

Please someone work for its cessation.

The ICE raids seem to have been a bust,

With few deportations, far fewer than just.

The courts have ruled these folks must go

And so they should, while we show

Compassion to those who are sent away.

But Trump is letting many stay…

So amazing, what they have done!

This soccer team is second to none.

And bless them as well for the equity fight

And going after what they feel is right.

But Donnie’s point should be part of the cure –

If the revenue’s there, then equal pay for sure.

Our healthcare system is quite complex.

The best in the world, but wow does it vex.

Not everyone is able to access its merits

As soaring yet murky prices impair its

Ability to heal all people who need it.

This order can help, if all will heed it.

I’m not his fan but this is plain stupid.

And I don’t expect only arrows from Cupid.

But the Dems are now falling into the trap

Of “contrived ignorance,” which is just crap.

Everyone knows the point Joe was making…

To paint it as bigotry is the politics of faking.

Horse racing has had a tough spell,

With a whole bunch of things not going well.

The latest problem was a challenging call

In the race for the biggest prize of all.

The familiarity is so strong and hearty…

Ah yes! Just like the Democratic Party!

How hard would it be for each side to say

It is as it is, and it’s here to stay?

Mueller has said the facts aren’t sufficient.

To take further action would not be efficient.

On the other hand it’s clear shady things were done.

Welcome to politics! This round Don won.

I fully agree that she’s been wronged,

Since a photo of hers that had belonged

Only in private for her boyfriend to see

Has somehow been leaked out publicly.

But gender discrimination? That may be flowerful.

A woman’s bare chest is much more… powerful.