An idea this bad just cannot persist.

It taxes a thing that doesn’t exist.

What would they come up with next?

A tax on ideas, to make us vexed!

How about giving another plan some gas –

Tax politicians who have their heads up their…

We’re trusting Mueller as the voice of reason,

Should the President be absolved of all treason.

That would be good news for the nation!

Though his “told you so” would be an irritation.

None of which means the report was a waste –

34 people were indicted in this case.

Don’t know much about Beto O’Rourke.

Just gotta hope he’s not some big dork.

Yes, greater unity is what the country is needing,

But will it come from more liberal hearts bleeding?

And born to run? Well that just seems wrong.

Feels a bit like he’s trashing a Springsteen song!

What better way to build a wall

Than to stop communicating anything at all.

Our leaders must speak to the entire land!

Not use some networks and have others banned.

You can’t give the people ideas to choose from

If you don’t use a source they get their news from.

I don’t believe it has come to this…
Will they next have a law to be sure we piss?
Or perhaps a mandate – in the cold wear a glove.
At least be helpful and pass a law to make love!
It’s not that I think it’s good to hate,
It’s just not a thing you can legislate.

A fundamental problem the left will face

Is accepting the fact that Donnie’s disgrace

Is less important than America winning

And strength is needed as an underpinning.

His failure with Rocket Man seems unrelated,

But the Cohen Hearing was poorly dated.

The separation of church and state is core

To our freedom of religion and much more.

But why should it be a problem at all

For a monument honoring soldiers who fall

To reflect their beliefs and religious brand

Even if it stands on public land?

Haven’t done the math so don’t know for sure

Yet seems to me that this ain’t the cure.

It’s a big sum to pay, nothing comes free,

Especially when dealing with A to Z.

But those who killed this landmark deal

Had best have alternatives to unseal.

The House of Reps feels in command
It’s calling hearings and will demand
That members of the Administration
Bow before them in prostration.
But man are they deep in the bubble,
Unaware how they look – it will bring trouble.

Allowing for the heinous implication

It’s reasonable to ask how in Creation

Could each Dem leader of this state

Somehow believe it would be just great,

To party in blackface! Why would you halt?

While the real black dude is accused of assault…