You get dependent and simply can’t quit

It felt so good when you first took a hit.

But now it’s destructive, no end in sight.

Resulting in health and financial blight.

No politicians feel they can go rogue

So it’s up to Elon, Vivek and DOGE!

The kid executes a man in cold blood

And in so doing releases a flood

Of highly emotional online buzz

And in real life too, and it’s all because

Folks simply hate the insurance biz

But supporting this guy? That’s what sick is.

She says that they haven’t spoken since then

Which sure may be the case, but then again

Perhaps they have spoken many a time

But since neither are really in their prime

The details are fuzzy, if there at all

And maybe they simply just don’t recall…

The pendulum swings to either extreme
And usually generates some funny meme.
But it always swings back when it’s gone too far
And with the woke movement that’s where we are.
Let’s speak about policy and hear how that sounds
Rather than focusing on our pronouns.

If you think about this without the noise

There is little question that what destroys

The quality of an education

And fosters intellectual stagnation

Is when any idea is excluded…

The lack of conservatives is deluded.

The notion of taxing capital gains

Before they are realized, well it just pains

Me to think about how dumb that would be

And its impact on the economy.

I don’t even know how it could be done –

Pricing assets is no walk in the sun.

It’s a terrible thing what happened to Zuck

And in the end it really does suck…

Our government simply shouldn’t pressure

Companies to take any measure

That involves the public’s freedom of speech.

But companies themselves are free to preach.

Among the few things you’d think we could do

To bring some unity into our view

Honoring service is a no brainer

Yet it too falls prey to a campaigner.

No one should disparage or try to barnstorm

Any person who wore the uniform.

Joe’s making a case that things are alright

No need that he slip off into the night.

But some of these gaffes, while pretty funny

Don’t point towards a future very sunny.

Maybe he holds on through the election,

But the years after that? Imperfection…

It would be natural to wonder just about now

What “well” means to him, I mean “well” like how?

As “well” as the Hindenberg when it landed?

Or perhaps the Titanic, if we’re candid…?

As “well” as the dinosaurs in the Ice Age?

Or Milli Vanilli when they last were on stage…?