For Mike and Nikki and Christ Christie too

You know what I really ought to do?

I should just call them and say “Hey, strong move.”

Anything to help me get in the groove.

I’m gonna do it! It’ll help a lot!

Wait… what am I doing? Ha ha, I forgot!

If you want democracy to succeed

There are two key inputs that you will need.

Education is one, that is for sure.

And, I believe, a military tour.

Not just “service” very broadly defined…

National Boot Camp to keep us aligned.

America’s evil and it should DIE!

But maybe four years from now, and here’s why…

See first I need help paying off my loans

Or else I’ll never keep up with the Jones.

It’s not like I chose to go to this school!

So pay up, then die, yeah that would be cool.

So sure it took much longer than needed

But in the end democracy succeeded.

Well done Mike Johnson for doing what’s right

And to Joe Biden too, who won the fight.

That’s America at its very best…

Dialogue then action, despite protest.

Aside from two things, I like what he’s done.

The Afghan withdrawal was of course one.

And the other is with student loan debt…

It’s simply not fair that these grads should get

A pass on meeting their obligation!

School was their choice, not ours as a nation.

Imagine, if you will, this order came

Not from Hochul, but from the very same

Former president, feared a dictator,

By most on the Left who think he’s a hater.

Troops on the train?! Outrage would be soaring!

But from a lefty gov? Meh, it’s boring…

Totally detached from most real people

In some ivory tower or steeple

Filled with profs and kids so far on the left

But funded by riches from right wing heft

Elite universities will explode…

Without change they’ll end up in the commode.

When countries nearby you pose a real threat –

Not Canada or Mexico – what you get

Is a sense of urgency that’s for real

And citizens respond to the appeal

That those of all ages will be needed.

Here I fear that that call goes unheeded.

The New York Post is simply money
When it comes to headlines that are funny…

Leaving aside whether they’re right or wrong

They bust out of the box, news in a song.

Alas, Nikki’s chances are awfully frail,

Playing to the hope Trump ends up in jail.

The Boeing Max helped tarnish a great brand

What was America’s best, at its last stand.

Harvard is the same for education…

It was once the best in all the nation.

But sadly things are not the same today

It really seems to have lost its way.