Results for Category: …to the Right


Source: The New York Post

Check Your Work

I hope before they go far down the road
They take the time to do a full download
Of all of her work and conduct a search
Which ensures Yale will not clumsily lurch
Into all the dark academic lairs

Filled with folks who claim work which is not theirs.


Source: NPR

Bad Press

Call me unhinged about how the press works
But it’s truly run by a bunch of jerks.
Look at this headline and tell me your view…
Is there equivalency between these two?
“Cleared of rape”?! That’s extremely big news!
But still guilty for his video views…


Source: The Financial Times

Christie Bows Out

I’m sorry to see Chris Christie drop out

Because I sorta liked what he’s about,

Sticking with conservative policy

But without tearing down democracy.

Yet his fate is the same as all the rest

Since the GOP thinks Trump is the best.


Source: The Economist

Oh, It’s a Pickle

The Dems have now shot themselves in the foot.

Any chance for a new guy is caput.

But one thing I think they surely could do

Is replace the VP with someone new.

At least then the public would feel more at ease

Should Biden keel over and fall to his knees.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Is This Really New?

Stay At Home Girlfriends? You must be joking.

Or perhaps it needs a little poking…

They’re young and attractive and… stay at home,

With a focus on their beauty syndrome.

Perhaps the word SAHG offers more discretion,

But isn’t it just the oldest profession?


Source: The Bulwark

Withering Times

It’s gone too far and it’s so sad to say

But now this lady’s just a shade of grey…

Once the bulwark for excellence in the news

The Grey Lady was known for thoughtful views.

Now it barks things out with a lefty curse

While “Both Side” Op Eds just make things worse.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Okay, but Here’s the Thing

Of course we’d rather have voters decide

Although that on its own can’t override

Our actual laws and Constitution.

So Trump needs to face fair prosecution.

Before he’s banned and there’s MAGA fury

Some questions need answers from a jury.


Source: Associated Press

Dreaming of a White Christmas?

So Boston’s Mayor, a progressive lass,

Has a holiday party, which alas

Is only for some, and not for others

Which seems an odd way to show her druthers.

Why not be inclusive? What’s the reason?

Let’s segregate this holiday season?!


Source: The New York Times

In Short, Hypocrisy

A gross understatement to say it irked

Watching the presidents as they all smirked,

Responding with smarmy little word bites

And talk of context and protecting rights.

No laws can be unevenly applied

And that’s where they failed and were left tongue-tied.


Source: The New York Times

Star Wars

The sixth and newest military branch

Our Space Force came under an avalanche

Of bad jokes and derision when announced

(I myself may have seen humor and pounced…)

But it turns out there’re crazy things in space

And it’s become a militarized place.