When you win medals for just showing up

And always have folks place change in your cup

And never experience how it feels

To try and fail and learn what that reveals

Then OF COURSE you’re going to really suck

Because most of your life has been fake luck.

They say it takes money to make money

Well darn if that is not a bit funny…

So yes it may cost to go to a job,

Complaining about it makes my head throb.

When did entitlement become the norm?

The whining complaints are terrible form.

I ride the subway almost every day

So I’d be lying if I didn’t say

Erratic behavior that’s aggressive

Is pretty scary for this progressive.

Killing a person was not Daniel’s plan

Most riders were glad he subdued this man.

It all keeps getting better and better

As we become the new pacesetter

For seeing how soft a nation can be

While assuming success is our destiny.

Bare Minimum Monday? Is this for real?!

Why show up at all? That’s a better deal…

Context is everything so who really knows?

But it’s not exactly like he called them Ho’s…!

I mean “Ladies” could be interpreted bad

But it’s kind of a stretch to say he’s a cad.

This seems more like a case of things that broke

As the pendulum swings too far woke.

Of course they’re not as bad off as they think!

They’re coddled and pampered, they’re a weak link.

All the trophies for just showing up at a race

Doesn’t matter if they all came in last place!

Oh boo hoo, things are all totally bad!

Well maybe they should decide to be glad.

The world needs oil, it can’t go away

But pressure is mounting every day

For the big giants who own all the wells

To sell some off so that it dispels

The image that they’re harming the planet…

But a well was safer when they ran it.

“W” launched a controversial war

No weapons were found in Saddam’s sock drawer!

But he also launched the program PEPFAR

Which by any account is a shining star.

He fought AIDS head on and gets no high fives…

But saved 25 million peoples’ lives.

I don’t know enough to say I’m certain

But I do know enough to raise the curtain

To let in some light on Chris Sununu…

A centrist republican! Huh, who knew?

He believes politics should stay calm

And smaller government is the balm.

Imagine for a moment that instead

Of forgiving student loans Biden said

Let’s allow all companies off the hook!

Well, everyone would say that he’s a crook.

Perhaps the goal of that would be less pure,

But it’s equally outrageous, that’s for sure.