The Left will claim that without any doubt

This case is different, so let’s just chill out.

Perhaps Biden’s response is more mature

But I’m afraid that simply can’t obscure

Trump’s crime is the same, apples to apples…

Ignore that and justice hangs by grapples.

Not sure I get how this would even start

Since voting seems to be right at the heart

Of being a citizen in a nation.

So what then could be the motivation

For letting aliens become involved?

What’s the problem that’s supposed to be solved?

I have little patience for the whining

And all the people who are opining

That Elon is somehow breaking the law,

Squashing free speech like it’s freedom’s last straw.

HE OWNS TWITTER AND CAN DO AS HE LIKES!

Let the market decide if it tanks or it spikes.

Hear that whining coming from the workplace…

How are these people not red in the face?

Life on the job is the best that it’s been,

Yet some folks behave as if there’s a sin

Constantly being committed against them.

Suck it up and treat your work as a gem.

I have to say I’m not thrilled with this deal.

Jail sucked for Brittney, must have been surreal.

But she did have hash, which was pretty dumb,

The others held captive must feel pretty numb.

And in exchange we release a hard guy

Whose work is to make Americans die.

We hear a lot about “Freedom of Speech”

Usually twisted to expand its reach.

It only applies to laws that are made,

Not to companies pursuing their trade.

Twitter is free to choose what it’s about,

Then let the free market sort it all out.

“No one NEEDS that much money!” said my Mom.

For whom wealth was distant and caused a qualm.

But don’t let the money get in your head

Focus on the innovation instead.

No one is perfect, of that we’re all sure

But canceling super-wealth is no cure.

Sorry to say but the whining should stop

Twitter is now Elon Musk’s private shop.

If he chooses to lay off half the crew

It’s his call to make and to follow through.

Enough with the lawsuits and the complaints!

With his every Tweet someone dramatically faints.

The temptation is great to have some fun

With everything about this little one…

Like all the speakers are Alt Right and male

While tickets are two grand, and that’s on sale!

But that’s the problem with the Left elite –

If some ladies want this, then buy a seat!

Too often we find that people will hide

In the lazy choice of taking a side

And accusing those who think otherwise

Of “isms” and bigotry and mean lies.

But what if they still love one another

And just think differently than their brother?